Dear Floam,
We thought you were a gimmick.. and, well, you are, but when seomeone else pays, you make for a fun afternoon. Just ask anyone who floams!
Rare horned floam caterpillar:
Frog/owl (pronounced 'fragowl') floam, c/o B.S.
Starfish-floam (my favorite).
EGME Python floam. Go pythons!
...yea, that's the way you floam it. Floamtastic.